So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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