Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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