There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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