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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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