I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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