I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
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