butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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