Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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