plz talk dirty to me
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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