can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
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