I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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