Whoa Z and x make the same sound
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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