Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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