so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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