i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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