there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
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