She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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