check it out our google latitudes are spooning
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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