I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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