Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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