Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
this will be a night to untag.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
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