They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
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