The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
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