you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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