are you still at the devil's house?
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Randomize
