Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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