I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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