are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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