Me too!
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
Randomize
