His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
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