We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
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