their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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