I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
bring money and cleavage
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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