I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
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