i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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