ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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