I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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