dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
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