i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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