quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
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