OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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