Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
My ass is underappreciated
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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