I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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