You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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