hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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