what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Just high enough for therapy.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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