my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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