You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
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