I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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