What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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