Im at strip club and am horny
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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