their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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