What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Randomize
