It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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