i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
Randomize
